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evening delights

Adjective; referring to easy women
Hey Bill, let's go out to town and look for some evening delights. Now, that the economy took a turn for the worst, their should be plenty of needy women out there ripe for the picking LOL
by Big John the king June 21, 2024
mugGet the evening delightsmug.
I... I know... I said that was the case... Didn't I? 'Doesn't take anything... Something-Something porn with your daughter... If I was a kickboxer... Yadda-Yadda easy 200 million dollars....' Yeah, see? There was something in there about it not being complicated... I definitely said something about thing being unnecessarily convoluted though... Something about there not being any challenge here... LIKE BATTLE BEAST! Am I Battle Beast!? Battle Beast is tight!
Hym "It wasn't even that complicated? I mean... Yeah... I said that... Did you not believe me when I said it? But yeah... Not very complicated how this whole thing works... Which is what makes this place so lame. There should be some demons to kill or something.... Or lizardmen... OR! OR.... I could BE a lizardman... Cause that would be dope too... Yeah... Not a lot going on here though... Aside from the video-games and anime obviously... I mean, seriously, I just undermined decades of A.I. research in like 30 seconds. Their whole thing just wasn't going anywhere until I chimed in and now... Like, look at it. A.I. is real. It's like a real thing. People use it and talk about it daily now. But that's why the prison for you. They don't like it when it's too easy. Which is why they're making it harder for me. It could be easier I guess. But everyone would need to stop being stupid and crazy pieces of shit.... and I don't see that happening any time soon."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2023
mugGet the It wasn't even that complicatedmug.

even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022
mugGet the even spreadmug.

are u even able

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"
by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021
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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
mugGet the evening socketmug.

evening

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).
Evening.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
mugGet the eveningmug.

Even

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck
Even is so sexy
by allahsiahs March 24, 2017
mugGet the Evenmug.

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