Clark- esque

Extremely confident in every sense, wears purple pants on occasion, has sexy flipy hair, possesses Steve Mqueen like qualities, women want to take a swim in his ocean colored blue eyes

1. Damn that extremely good looking and talented person is Clark- esque

2. Jenny won the lottery, fell in love, tasted the most delicious food in the world, some would say that Jenny had a Clark- esque day.

by vanilla parfait March 4, 2009

Essie

Essie is like a penny she’s a to faced bitch and ain’t worth anything but Essie is caring and loves her kids more than anything you mess with Essie’s kid start digging you grave she a awesome mother but can be annoying sometimes and Essie also has no friends but she loves kid Essie is a lazy big who just sits on a couch Essie is very welcoming into her home and she is very selfless and she needs a husband because she has no friends her family always makes fun of her but she just smacks then with a belt

Oh the Essie is a real hottie

by Deztnutz September 8, 2019

Essex

Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!

It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!

Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!

Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!

Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!

by Mate yer... July 30, 2009

essex

a whole county full of retards. No one knows how a whole county turned out so disfigured and wrong.

eww, he looks like he's from essex

by Anubis March 21, 2004

andre-esque

a style of art originating from Greek potters on the island Santorini

The young lad threw quite the andre-esque bottle

by sir ginnigan January 15, 2008

female essence

That essence you smell while eating a pussy. Its the essence that females emit when orgasming.

Uhh, oh yeah, oooh I smell some of that FEMALE ESSENCE

by alksdjfklasdjfkasjd;flajskdflk June 9, 2018

Essex Porsche

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.

Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004