Ego-real

When you're not egocentric but just well aware of your worth. (adjective).

"You're so egocentric, so self obsessed." Said Billy.

"No, Im ego-real" replied Raqulle.

by KingVonny March 20, 2025

Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

Ego Tripper

Someone who is "Jealous" of a person because they've started or always started the clean swag, trend, slang where ever they go so the ego tripper has to be all bark, no bite and they try there skills out but it always fails so they bring the better persons weakness to the table and still fail, then the tripper copies everything the better person does daily, the ego tripper either has no partners in years or has loads in a short time but ones not even worth looking at wild, wide, smelly or covered in STD's.

"A Mouthy Victim" Who Cant take The Truth On The Chin.

EGO TRIPPER/ EGO TRAPPAH.

by JMDoneyou August 12, 2012

plat ego

kainewall12098

kainewall12098 has plat ego

by xxfigewarxx April 9, 2023

ego swipe

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

EGO

Usually means dick size or private area size.

'whats your EGO size'. 'Mines is average ego size'

by John Adam Jr March 15, 2021

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025