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hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
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free ball express

When one chooses the freedom to release oneself from the material confines between pants and body on any given day or time.
Johnson is really hanging loose because he's riding on the free ball express!
by BitterB November 15, 2005
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riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.
Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason
by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007
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express train to hell

A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.
yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!
by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
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Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express
by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010
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The time law of expression

This is a math law in which a person needs to know how to use a clock. This is a new way of math and It will open your eyes to new ways of thinking,learning, and humanity. So when you do this math you have to be looking at a clock. For example someone says “what’s 3 times 3”. It would be 6 because 3 “TIMES”(like a clock) 3 would be 6 because that’s what is 3 hours after. Now just use this math the rest of your life.
The time law of expression is used like this. “Hey bro, what’s 2 times 5?” .“7” “oohhhh The ryans Time law of expression” “yessirrr”
by Inmyprime May 4, 2021
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the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.
Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.
by talllankyjew December 15, 2017
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