when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
- Nice bro, #goals
by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018
Get the thomas jefferson expressmug. An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
by Anonymous Contributor May 4, 2021
Get the hot mess expressmug. Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.
Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason
by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007
Get the riding the bipolar expressmug. When one chooses the freedom to release oneself from the material confines between pants and body on any given day or time.
by BitterB November 15, 2005
Get the free ball expressmug. A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.
yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!
by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
Get the express train to hellmug. A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010
Get the Cum Cannon Expressmug. Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.
by The Voodoo September 25, 2013
Get the Riding the Julius expressmug.