Easter

The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.

Tommy knew Easter had was on its way when he saw the jolly old elf nailed to the cross.

by Apriori March 25, 2009

Easter Resolution

Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. Easter is a time of new beginnings, so it makes sense for resolutions to be made then.

Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. It's an Easter Resolution.

by thesweetest3 April 18, 2011

Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

easter

HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(

Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!

It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).

It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!

Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!

Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)

Here's the TRUTH:

Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...

by IP Freely April 10, 2004

easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Italian Easter Egg

When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.

I got really cold last night and when I pulled the blanket out of the closet I found an Italian Easter Egg!

by Panzerfinder15 March 27, 2011

Easter Bunny

Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.

Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?

by Toastierz March 27, 2015