Doof

Any form of alcohol.

"Man I love that doof."
"I'm gonna get doofed outta my gord tonight!"
"You doofin' with us tonight!?"
"Get DOOFED!!!"

by Skody September 18, 2005

dogfood

One who eats fast foods. A typical dogfood stuffs him/herself with dog food sold in Mc Donalds, Burger King, or any chain food outlet. An American.

A couple of dogfoods were sitting on a bench drinking their favorite piss they call beer.

by Anton July 7, 2004

doof

An overly hairy child of the mid-eastern decent that is obsessed with the way he/she looks, who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jon Rabbani is such a doof

by Lechon Enhorario November 21, 2006

doof

An idiot who hits himself in the face

Dahh..doof!

by Christy February 12, 2003

doof doof shit doof

the word me n derek like to use on easter and every other day.

i have nothing to say.......shit shit doof doof shit fuck doof? hell yeha

by hott carl July 7, 2004

Doof

Used when a person is in extreme confusion. Signifies to another person you have not a clue.

*Someone says something very long and complicated*..... *You pause for a minute* aaaaaahhhhh??....... doof?!?

by Ken Palumbo September 25, 2005

Doodoomama

A Doodoomama is the most perfect girl a guy can imagine. A Doodoomama is extremely cute, funny, fun, smart and laid back. Doodoomama's are known to be amazing video game playas and great cooks (every guys dream). Doodoomama's know exactly how to treat a guy and make a fun exciting challenge to win them over. Be careful falling for a Doodoomama is dangerous, unless of course she falls with you.

Troy: "Dude, Andrew!"
Andrew: "What man!?!"
Troy: "You know that chick Jess?"
Andrew: "Ya why?"
Troy: "She's a total Doodoomama! I've fallen hard for her man!"
Andrew: "That's great dude, just be careful."
Troy: "Don't worry I won't screw this up!"

by Da Pretty Bunny =] July 27, 2009