Hertz Donut

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.

"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"

by MrBoyt February 28, 2010

dick donut

any hole a guy can put his penis in, usually referred to as a vagina. ie:sex

vaginaassholemouthearnosecantaloupeblow job
guy 1: Aye man, any plans for the weekend?
guy 2: Yeah, dude gettin some dick donut.
guy 1: Woah, nice man. I haven't had any in forever.

by christinemarie September 19, 2009

God Donut

A way to say "God Dammit" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.

This auto correct is driving me crazy, God Donut!

by The Glunk January 8, 2012

Devil's Donut

anus, butthole, sphincter. The back door.

"She likes anal, dude."
"Seriously? You put it in the Devil's Donut?"

by bonerjams98 October 10, 2012

hairy donut

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

by Phil McKeister December 28, 2003

Donut Hole

Inserting and pulling your nuts out of a girls ass. Perfomed especially well if you get a suction noise.

John donut holed that chick last night.

by joe joun September 13, 2005

donut puncher

homosexual that likes to fist up the ass

matt bower
jack patton

by Raul March 8, 2003