diddle

The sexual act of stabbing one or more partners, thus creating more than one hole (thus disproving the fourth hole theory). When finished, the partners proceed to shit in the stab wounds. Usually a once in a life time experience.

Bob went to that diddle orgy last week, I miss him

by sirsolodolo October 31, 2011

Diddle

when one elder offers candy to a younger person for a sexual favor.

John Kerry looks like he would dillde your child.

by Boomer Hughes February 5, 2005

doddler

doddler, noun, something you would call your friend it came from "dude" and "doll"

so one day you are one facebook or your texting someone and they same something really sweet you call them a "doll" then then they say you are a dude. then thats when you pull out that big word that puts those two together and be like we are a "doddler"

by simbah September 10, 2011

Diddle

Euphemism for masturbation, usually a male.

Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

diddle

another word for penis

Jenna stroked my diddle

by jazzman November 6, 2003

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.

Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?

by Sk8erGirl179 September 8, 2018

Diddle doo

Someone who has a small bent cock.
Often frowned upon in society.

Omg worst time ever. Danny stopped after 2 inches he couldn’t get the third in because of the angle. I hate diddle doos

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020