shit dildo

A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.

Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy

by roly c May 23, 2008

Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

by shakkakan February 4, 2010

Dildo

An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.

"dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour"
" dude, she is such a dildo"

"mate, look at him!"
"yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real"
"omg man! he totally said it was real to me!"
"duh, hes a dildo."

by FxckedUpMentalWhore May 1, 2009

dildo

One very lucky peice of plastic

dude1:man i never get any.
dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo.

by basementdweller1 July 20, 2008

dildo launch

when the dildo is inside the woman and is launched out by a queif

wow that dildo launch went far

by nigga shit July 13, 2006

Dildo Launcher

An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.

A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher

by Thomaz Santana September 27, 2007

dildo doll

a penis sucking doll with tight lips that sucks hard.

Shanny is a dildo doll.

by bexxx. February 18, 2008