Illiterated definition 

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

Illiterated definition by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

high definition 

Making up words for Urban Dictionary when you are stoned.

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.

high definition by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015

definot definition 

A "definition" on internet dictionaries that isn't a definition

"Did you check out that definot definition about rectal digestion?"

definot definition by shiblah June 28, 2008

Magical Definition 

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

Magical Definition by skyjuice December 30, 2008

best definition ever 

the definition of humans/homosapiens on the urban dictionary

omg this is the best definition ever

best definition ever by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

Band definition 

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.

Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.

Band definition by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

just publish my goddamn definition 

my definition was not a joke. it is an abbreviation that is used on the internet. I changed the definition and made it so anybody could understand it. it was a legitimate definiton ffs.

SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME

just publish my goddamn definition FFS

just publish my goddamn definition by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018