donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

by Tommy Ticketmaster March 2, 2009

donut sex

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts

1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex

by spartcart February 7, 2009

smile like a donut

To give a blowjob.

Guy 1: So I told her to get on her knees and smile like a donut. And she did.
Guy 2: Wow, that really works?
Guy 1: EVERY TIME!

by shedamn! October 13, 2008

Donut

In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, "donutting" is the action of punching someone in the stomach so hard, your arm goes through the other side. This makes a hole in the middle of their body, resembling a donut.

Avdol: Kakyoin died because DIO donutted kakyoin.
Joeseph: what the fuck does that mean
Jotaro: when you punch someone so hard their arm goes through the other side.
Joeseph: wtf

by QuiteOdy October 26, 2019

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

donut plunger

One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.

Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.

by Sin2199 May 7, 2010