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Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 19, 2019
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dirty shawntae

A bad ass chick who was born to be a legend
by Tae1980 October 11, 2019
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dirty enchilada

A drug of some sort, usually a large amount or quantity
Martin just bought him some dirty enchiladas!
by lilmexico13 February 23, 2020
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Dirty Syd

When you treat someone the way they are supposed to be treated, they expect to be done "dirty" if you will but you do the old reverse reverse on em and show them love still exist on earth.
Wow Steve really pulled a Dirty Syd on me
by Danknugsandhugs March 31, 2020
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dirty dubz tot

A dirty dubz tot is when you have a small penis so you find a picture of a big one on google to send to girls to trick them.
Hey, did you hear what J did? No, what? He did a Dirty Dubz tot to impress a chick he met on twitter. She thought it was big, but found out it was really small.
by Welorf May 30, 2021
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Dirty Edith

An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.
Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021
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dirty crime boy

someone who is very mischievous, like a raccoon
"its me and Wilbur, the dirty crime boys"
by dyo!! December 28, 2021
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