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Burn deck

Sometimes called a "blitzkrieg deck" or "mono-red" (MTG)
A player's card arsenal in a trading card game (especially Magic the Gathering and Yu Gi Oh) that was designed to defeat the opponent in as few turns as possible using brute force, with little in the way of tactical strategy or defense.

Trading card enthusiasts often recommend that novice players start out using a burn deck until they fully get a feel for the game and its mechanics, as it uses the most straightforward, least confusing strategy. However, they are usually not recommended for higher-level competitive games, as their effectiveness relies heavily on the contents of the opponent's deck.
"I made it to the final round and then Steve kicked my ass with a burn deck! Can you believe it?"
by TrueHylian February 25, 2021
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bbq on the deck

I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.
by legit2014 September 15, 2016
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Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.
by PichasParchus February 11, 2019
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questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.
"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"
by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020
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upper deck save

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
by Derek January 14, 2004
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