cumbag

One time i was mad and accidentally called someone a cumbag
Instead of a scumbag
Its a more offensive form of calling a person a scumbag
In other words a bag filled with male reproductive fluid

My friend was being a little bitch
So i said
Quit being a cumbag

by eg94 August 25, 2013

bed crumbs

Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.

Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?

by lady dlytful August 22, 2010

CUMBALL

When a woman that has a slight incontinence issue orgasms and a slight amount of piss mixes with her pussy juice, creating a highly flavorful amalgam for anyone performing cunnilingus on her, much in the same way a speedball delivers a highly potent mixture of cocaine and heroin in a single shot.

I was 69'in this chick over the weekend and when she came, she shot a cumball, so i turned away before she could finish.

by Lambie-kins March 2, 2012

Chicago Cubs

The worst franchise in baseball. They're fans are childlike creatures who believe every Cub is the best at his respective position.

The Chicago Cubs were swept by the St. Louis Cardinals this weekend.

by Rod Virtelli January 20, 2004

cubs fan

The guy that caught the ball costing the cubbies the world series.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

benedict cumberbatch syndrome

a severe addiction to Benedict Cumberbatch, it IS dangerous!!!!
symptoms include:
covering your laptop with sherlock propaganda, laughing hysterically every time something reminds them of Mr Cumberbatch, watching sherlock, seeing every movie that may contain but a mere glimpse of their hero.

Benedict Cumberbatch Syndrome = Anna Wilhelm.. enough said.

by Benedict Cumberbatch's mom March 5, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.

Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!

by cumbercookie September 8, 2014