cumness

An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.

Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!

by pentozali August 8, 2010

cum

What I fed your mom for dinner

Yowie Zowie there is cum in my anal cavity

by nddjjdjd November 24, 2018

cummed

to be covered in cum.

I cummed her face and tits....

by Shizzle July 21, 2003

cum

According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'

by Proud Conservative July 8, 2003

cum

Cum is the shit that ejects from a man's penis and then is splirged anywhere in his room!

Nick splirged all over his bed after he rubbed himself raw!

by Liza January 31, 2007

cum

1. english (prep.) - "with"
2. latin (prep.) - "with"
3. latin (conj.) (also quum, quom) - "with, when, while, because, although, since, &c"
4. english (slang n.) - "semen"
5. english (slang v.) - "to ejaculate"
6. english (slang v.) - "come"

i wanted to cum cum meretrice, sed cum i just couldn't hold it anymore, i came. She said "cum on! cur non meae manebat?!"

by joe n January 31, 2007

cum

the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.

"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."

by pancake December 14, 2003