CUM

C. U. M.
Cumming Untrustworthy Molester

That's what CUM means.

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

CUM

Refers to North America's countries:
Canada
USA
Mexico

Person 1: How's it like to live in CUM?
Person 2: CUM?
Person 1: it means Canada, US, Mexico
Person 2: isn't that just North America?
Person 1: From here on, North America is no more, only CUM.

by Skurtis April 11, 2020

cum

1. sperm
2. the act of cuming

that chick is a cumwhore

by lazyassloser January 31, 2007

Cum

After a man ejaculates or has sex, your body starts to get warm and this white liquid come out of the urethral opening. If u "cum" in a girl u may get her pregnant. Then"cum" fertilizes the sack which takes 9 months for the baby to come out of.

I just ejaculated and CUM went everywhere.

by ThenAndNow January 16, 2017

cum

A word that can replace the commonly used word "come" but only in text not verbal usage

1.Hey dude can i cum inside your house. 2.cum on man cum on, really thats it...... i thought your were good at Call Of Duty.3.cum in mouth please i think i have a cavity.4.AT LAST finally i can cum I'm soooo excited!!!5.heyy dude when u cum watch out you dont want to hit those people on the other side of the road.

by cum jokster 2010 June 28, 2010

Cum

White stuff that comes out of a mans dick during sex

I was fucking a random girl and I started to cum in her ass. She asked for me to go harder so I started going in and out. She said "can you fuck my pussy now" so I said sure. I took my dick out of her ass and cum started to ooze out. I inserted my dick in her pussy and started to fuck her as hard as I could. After I took my dick out I asked "can you suck my dick." She did and I started to cum in her mouth and she swallowed it and started to lick the rest. She said she had to piss but I told her to hold it in because we weren't done yet I started to play with her boobs and fuck her pussy again. She said she had to pee again so I said I didn't care she ended up pissing on me. I got mad and said "get the fuck off me and go piss in the toilet. Do I look like a toilet to you"

by H0rny b1tch January 31, 2021

cum

a substance that tastes like stewed penguins and comes out of a guys dick. Don't eat it. It a) tastes like stewed penguins and b) it's like eating shit. STICK WITH THE BLOW JOB ONLY!!!!

she only eats the cum of dead men. we love you nicki baby

by giudizio January 31, 2007