creamy cucumber salad

First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.

Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.

by ranchanator February 25, 2010

cuchifrito

spanish term meaning 'fried vagina'

MMMmmm! It smells like cuchifrito!

by Felix Pinto January 14, 2008

Anus cucumber

Well the simple definition to this coplex word is when a person is being "silly" or "retarded" or a "carli" or mainly a "michael". An Anus Cucumber can really be anyone. Anyone who is willing to take their best friends phone and take a picture of their ass. I myself am an Anus Cucumber. Proud of it. Now be sure not to mispell this fine phrase by doing this "What an Anis Cucumequre" or something of that nature... So go ahead! Take your best friends phone! She dont need it! Feel free to use this term when need to! I mean an anus cucmber is the friggen best way to tell your lover " You are one sexxxxy beast" Spice this phrase over anything you say! You wanna be cool...just say it...everyone else is doing it..comeon you`ll like the way way it makes you feel.

Note:Never look at picture of an anus through Google Image...

Gosh Michael! You are such an Anus Cucumber!!!
Mr.Justin Hagerman is an Anus cucumber!!!

by Jesseanne December 14, 2008

slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

by kram.shost inc January 8, 2005

Gucci for my Cucci

A shop that sells sex toys. It doesn't actually exist (i think?). In colorless rainbow chapter 143, taekook and innocent Namjoon went there to get butt plugs for jungkook after buying cowboy emoji dresses for him and flip flops for Jimin while jin and Jimin were spying on nayeon and momo on their date and Yoongi, hobi and jeongie were buying clothes for hobi. It's a nice fanfic on wattpad. You must read it if you haven't!!!

Namjoon: Kook wanted plugs so now we're going towards a place that's called "Gucci for my Cucci"

Jin: Wait is there a store like that here?

Jimin: Next to the underwear shop i think

Namjoon: This place is weird 🤩

Credits: Colorless Rainbow|Sope by @/SUNKlTTEN on wattpad

by seok deeznuts Sheaash March 28, 2022

What's Gucci in the Cucci

Basically, what's up with a newer style. It's similar to "What's litt in the Clit", it's sure to give a laugh

Mark: Aye Peter, What's Gucci in the cucci.

Peter: Sup

by Capt.KoolAid July 4, 2016

Cucumber dick

A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.

Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick

by Pixies February 19, 2015