Cobblestoning

During sexual intercourse, this is when the man is thrusting at such a high rate of speed, that his hips look like he is on a ten speed road cycle, going downhill, with no brakes, on cobblestone.

"Man y'all sure were loud last night! Especially Karen!"

" yea sorry bout that, I was cobblestoning her...she loved it"

by Cobblebobby April 28, 2024

Cumbleweed

When you cum and it gets caught up in your public hair.

Joe was masturbating while laying down, and gave himself a cumbleweed.

by King of Denver July 9, 2024

cubler

Nah Breh I’m ok

Nah cubler

by Ghbcgbbb March 21, 2025

cumblebus

a cumblebus is a van transporting a bunch of donated sperm that crashes and leaves the sperm all over the main road

dude i was driving to the grocery store and saw a cumblebus so you know i had to stop and grab some

by cumblecuck June 16, 2025

cumblebus

a cumblebus is a van transporting a bunch of donated sperm that crashes and leaves the sperm all over the main road.

dude i was driving to the grocery store and saw a cumblebus so you know i had to stop and grab some

by cumblecuck June 16, 2025

Cobblestone

An intentional distraction or misdirection, for the sole purpose of confusing or deceiving a chatbot.

So named because cobblestone roads act as tiny speed-bumps, which prevent comfortable passage at quicker speeds - thus, necessitating slower and more cautious speed.

I made sure to include enough cobblestones on my blog, to confuse any chatbots that want to whiz thru my data.

by Tetchuma September 22, 2025

cobblecat

he's a minecraft shorts youtuber, wannabe voice actor. does a lot of minecraft parkour in the background of random tumblr posts. it's a wonder how I got into his fandom of sorts. can you even consider this a fandom? anyway, noticed nothing comes up when you look him up here so I'm putting this in.

please stop asking him for whimper audios. he's not gonna do it.
or maybe he will and then I'll look stupid. oh well.

anon 1: cobblecat when are you gonna post the whimper audio
anon 2: LEAVE COBBLECAT ALONE?
anon 3: no they're right

by not keno November 11, 2025