crunk

a shell that you only find in rare places such as the best buy or true value hardware store in somers point

Angie-yo i cant find my crunk
Alana-dont worry go down to true value and buy them for your whole family its always nice to buy them for others.
angie-thanks alana good thinking your so smart!!
alana-no problem thats what im here for.
angie-i thought you were here for the food fat ass.
alana-hey ang thats not nice bitch im gonna hit you with my dick and a mic if you dont stop.
angie-well when i buy my crunk ill hit you with that!

by bobo the talking clown April 12, 2004

crunk nasty

(krunk nastee) adj.

Used to describe an object or person that is so nasty that when one has gotten crunk, the object, or person, is still nasty.

"Them fatties we saw down at the Piggly-Wiggly was crunk nasty!"

by Shmimdizzle November 28, 2005

Crunk Eye

When you are so intoxicated that you have a constant lazy eye...

Wow, that bitch is so fucked up, she has crunk eye

by Flo, Clayton, Scotty September 20, 2006

shorty crunk

a group of sluts controled by a cooner who tells them to wear a skirt everyday . hated even by their own group members

shorty crunk loves dick

by anti crunk April 10, 2005

crunk teeth

Fake teeth that you can temporarily put in your mouth. They are usually gold in color but can vary. Their main purpose is to make you look good when you are partying.

Most recently made famous by Leroy Wells during his audition on American Idol.

I put in my crunk teeth to look good for the ladies.

by Greg Albanese January 28, 2005

Crunk Juice

a combination of an energy drink, and hard liquor (it is said to have unusuall results when consumed)

a popular one is hennesy and red bull

there is a manufactured one called sparks

Yo gimme a sip of dat Crunk Juice hommes.

by Crazy Bob March 09, 2005

crunk butt

When you take the nastiest dumps the morning after a night of drinking beer

Oh man all that burr last night gave me crunk butt!

by Dirty Jersey February 09, 2005