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Crunchy

A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023
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Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
by gracenicole August 13, 2018
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crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.
by my family computer September 19, 2022
mugGet the crunchy salivamug.

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.
"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"
by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Crunchy

The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.
1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.
by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016
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