The Crown

the thing that created bowset (bowser but female aka thot)

Bowser: *exists*
The Crown: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
Bowser: *becomes bowset*

by DragonDan September 25, 2018

Crown rumping

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.

I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

Canyon Crown

A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.

Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.

by Lil_BJ December 29, 2023

Crowning

Fingering yourself or another while in the middle of shitting, so the asshole is wider than normal

Yeah ive been crowning a lot recently

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024

Triple Crown

A set of three races, the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes.

American Pharoah won the 2015 Triple Crown and Breeder's Cup, therefore he became the first Grand Slam horse ever.

by Arablover2003 November 16, 2016

Triple Crown

To successfully hookup with all three of your closest friends (for more than 5 minutes each) before your other friends. Related to Double Crown.

dudeeeee she just won triple crownnnnnn

by awkward_salmon December 2, 2017

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024