Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.

Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

by You don't know this August 11, 2010

Crusty Cha Flap

a crusty vagina

you are such a crusty cha flap

by KoolAidsMan July 6, 2011

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011

crusty

the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust

Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty

by ayquela March 5, 2014

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

crustytip

when you jack off and leave your jizz on the tip of your dick and let it become crusty.

Im going to get a crustytip tonight!

by Ya boi Sockhead April 11, 2015

crusty nugget

Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film

Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.

I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.

As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine

by chunky feline December 6, 2015