poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

by RedSonja July 2, 2015

Douche Canoe

Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.

"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"

by theDunson January 26, 2019

Douche Canoe

-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)

-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.

-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe

Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)

Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."

by IceKold88 December 11, 2009

Douche Canoe

Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.

Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...

Dont be such a Douche canoe

by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010

canoodling

intense cuddling ..especially with your handsome boyfriend

Julia loves canoodling with Mitch

by JMills19333 October 2, 2013

glass canon

(In RPG terms) A character in which that is strongest in the party in attack but, continuously dies due to they're low defense stat.

XxXzXGetRektFgtLOLXxXx: OFGHG!!!?! WHY DOEDS MY MAges CANT DO ANYLTHING RIGHT!@!!!
Superpwnagethomas69: Woh dude calm yo tits. didnt you check the mages stats first theyre basically glass canons

by teh_toast_lord_124 August 22, 2016

douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 14, 2008