sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.
guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there
by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020
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Pull a Cowboy

A term which describes a team who finds a creative way to lose what should have been a sure win. The name comes from the Dallas Cowboys since they frequently find a way to blow late leads and lose in embarrassing fashion.
Man, last night's game was a crusher. My squad found a way to pull a Cowboy. We were winning by 13 with 3 minutes to play and we ended up losing by a point.
by aaron1975 November 03, 2013
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heartbroken cowboy

An internet meme used to depict upset at an event or outcome.
Heartbroken cowboy is heartbroken by the tragedy in Greece.

When my little brother sees his goldfish has died, he's going to be a totally heartbroken cowboy.
by Andellic July 17, 2018
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Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
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Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 24, 2023
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The Domesticated Cowboy

A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman
Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy
by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 02, 2020
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The winking cowboy

When you cum on a girl as you say “it’s high noon baby” in a southern accent and do finger guns
This girl and I did the winking cowboy last night...didn’t sleep for weeks!
by 5zach_69 January 26, 2020
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