Covfefe

"Covefefe" was a cipher used by president Donald J. Trump as a nod to /pol/ and the people of Kekistan on May 31st 2017. The cipher was decoded by using the periodic table of elements.

Co =27 V= 23 Fe=26 Fe=26. Type the correlating number in Google and an NCBI article titled "Single Transcriptome of a Green Toad"
by Sisto Tapia May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

Verb
A call to supporters to continue with social and other media false news, to obfuscate attention from the mess one has created, and redirect to less important matters.
"Despite the negative press(,) covfefe" - Donald Trump
by KPee June 01, 2017
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Covfefe or Covfifi (n.) Donald Trump used the variation Covfefe for the more familiar, and brief Fifi , the name of Max Rockatansky's chief of the MFP. Max quit his job due to becoming overwhelmed, so Fifi cajoled Max to stay, with promise of a Pursuit Special. Fifi led a highly flamboyant life as the chief of the MFP and notably had a love for his houseplants and a pet bird, both of which he kept in his office at the Halls of Justice. Fifi was also extremely optimistic, believing that Heroism is the key to bringing society back from its crime-ridden world. (Part credit: madmax.wikia.com)
He was feeling down and insecure, so he reached for his plush Covfefe, and soon felt better.
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Thought to have been a typo by 45th President of The United States of America, Donald Trump in his tweet which read
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."

The internet ran wild with this, mostly liberal democrats using it to make fun of The President. The word actually has a meaning, which pertains to the rest of the tweet he made.

Yiddish in origin, Covfefe means "A futile search" or "a pointless and false quest". It was originally transliterated from Hebrew as "Kabfefe," whose etymology is "Kab"-relating to the mystical Qabalah - and "fefe," which is a word for "Butterfly."

What Trump was actually saying in Yiddish tweet-speak was "We are doing great things despite the press's negative and pointless search, aka fake news."

Looks like The President was playing 4D chess once again.
by Alfred F. Jones (APH USA) June 02, 2017
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Something Liberals jump on because of their lack of intelligence or ability to combat people who disagree with them.
No liberal can think, they just covfefe.
by kalsonger June 01, 2017
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When you do absolutely anything you can, regardless of ethics or appropriateness to obtain attention, whether it's negative or positive. In context it means "I don't care what kind of negative press I got, because I did those things to get attention and they served my purposes anyway" or "that's why I do those stupid things". In Hollywood, they believed for a long time that any press was good press. It's kind of the same thing, only it's more sinister and can involve doing things that adversely affect or upset a large portion of the population, as upsetting them is one way to get attention from them and thereby validate your self importance.
"Despite all the negative press, covfefe"
by Constantcomment June 01, 2017
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My interpretation. Covfefe, noun. A mainstream press coverup conspiracy about conspiracies, particularly child sex slavery rings at the highest levels of government and society. Synonym: "kerfuffle"
'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' Covfefe is equivalent to MISO, as in "MISO horny for innocent child's blood!" Enjoy your MISO soup, now with fresh Covfefe, no MSG!
by SpiceyMikeCovfefeWarrior June 01, 2017
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