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colossus

Noun.

Embarassingly big object.
Can only be used when in the presence of the object, so the owner or object itself can hear, yet not understand the context.
John, did you cycle in on your colossus today?

That number 6 has a colossus following him around in the scrum!
by islandsnakehips August 9, 2009
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Colossus

The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously.

Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.

Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.
Gross, dude, did you just colossus?
by el michelob October 18, 2011
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comms girls

aint got a place of there own so they beg it wid tech, 2 faced bitches who lie wen confronted don't get me weong they r all safe wen on tthere own especially sarah and zara but the rest of y'all need to 'fix up look sharp'
by on a need to no bases September 19, 2003
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colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.
I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.
by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004
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Colossus

you are a colossus.
by Revorg October 19, 2008
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Isn't it over for the man when he [comes]

But it isn't over for the woman and it's endless.
Princess Lover! Ova -

After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.

Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"

Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.

The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
by JustAGalNotAGuy365 October 31, 2010
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comms girls

comms gals r classy ones who tech n artz r jealous of tlkin about our blue ties (blue is the mst popular colour if u must know) u got sum sick green n yellow shit haha. arts r all frigid nasty ugly shits tech r all mingin n common science r safe dey got red da color 4 sex!
dat msg sayin about comms woz only about 1 comms gal ne1 who knows us will know who it is. da rst of us (1 exception) r all beautiful clean waxed gorgeous fun (unlike arts) CLASSY (unlike tech) girls who jus wana ave a good time. n our ankles r luvly 2!
by comms!!!!gals!!!!!! August 10, 2003
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