colossus

Noun.

Embarassingly big object.
Can only be used when in the presence of the object, so the owner or object itself can hear, yet not understand the context.
John, did you cycle in on your colossus today?

That number 6 has a colossus following him around in the scrum!
by islandsnakehips August 09, 2009
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