Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
by jessicaisagod May 5, 2016
Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
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by AdamKlein4Lyfe November 13, 2017
When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.
He was thankfully in a soma coma.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018