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Cothurniphile

Cothurniphile: an individual who experiences a persistent sexual or erotic attraction specifically toward cothurni (tall or high-shaft boots).
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Don't call me a "Boot Licker". I'm a Cothurniphile.
by LucyFurr626! December 17, 2025
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covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed
My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.
by effingjoey December 21, 2009
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humor coitus

Lundune uses the term to loosely describe the effect of having an interactive stand up style comedy routine.
You are pretty funny, to bad you need humor coitus to do it. Also you are a stud muffin.
by CogitoProxy June 28, 2014
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Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.
"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."
by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015
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post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 30, 2017
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Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
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Post-coital wispa

Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.
by Fabadel October 23, 2018
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