Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow
happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this
by handlotion42 November 09, 2019
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Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).
"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."
by Pen Dragon May 03, 2013
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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.
by JustTheFactsMaam May 18, 2018
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coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
by jubjub bird November 23, 2014
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dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 04, 2019
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Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.
I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters
by Bish boy May 17, 2016
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coffee token

1. Referring to the Canadian toonie ($2 coin) and the use of it as payment at Starbucks for a Grande brewed coffee, which just so happens to cost $2 even (including tax!)
You: Grande mild, please
Barrista: That'll $2
You: Here's my coffee token (hands over a toonie)

OR

Hey, I have a coffee token, let's go grab a coffee at Starbucks.
by The Mamarazzi January 23, 2007
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