clit booger

The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.

I would have went down on her but I didn't want to get clit boogers in my mouth.

by Anthony O'dell Williams February 10, 2007

Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.

She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!

by pseudomine December 8, 2009

Clit Car

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.

I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.

by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006

Clit-Ryder

1) A person who is constantly sucking up to and/or excessively complimenting someone

2) A person who obsessively talks about someone in a positive way.

3) Exact opposite of a hater

4) Someone who is generally on another person's jock

Example of Clit-Ryder:

The best possible example of a celebrity clit-ryder is the singer Kelly Rowland, who is constantly clit-ryding Beyonce and Tina Knowles (Beyonce's mother).

Example of usage:
Kelly Rowland needs to stop clit-ryding Beyonce and focus on staying relevant.

by chitown1984 March 24, 2009

clit bump

1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.

Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.

2009

Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!

Dick slapped or clit bumped?!

She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.

by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009

clit torture

when a clit is forced to get a clit boner amd played with for fun

ayo yets grab her and clit torture her

by datbooooiiiiiiiiii. November 26, 2017

clit hopper

Lesbian that hops from cliterus to cliterus.

This chick that was in the 3-ton orgy w/ 6 women clit hopped over night.

by John Mosley/// Roger Ford September 21, 2004