Bill Clinton 

Clinton may not have been that great, but he was WAY better than bush Sr. or Jr.

Clinton is kind of a dumbass, but he's better than Bush. Bush is a complete dumbass.

Bill Clinton by Philip Smith March 9, 2007

Hillary Clinton 

Most likely Democratic presidential candidate in 2008. Being completely underestimated and shrugged off as polarizing but actually a formidable opponent. Will have support of almost everyone that voted for Kerry plus more because she can energize the base.

Worst five words to Republicans' ears: Ladies and Gentlemen, Madam President

Hillary Clinton by Blue in '08 May 4, 2005

Bill Clinton 

One of the coolest presidents we ever had.
Vote the nigga back into office!

The only conspiracies Bill Clinton had were until his desk..

Bill Clinton by O to the G March 9, 2007

Hilary Clinton 

Bad, but not as bad as Donald Trump

Reporter: Hilary Clinton is now the first female president of the U.S.!
Person: oh dear. I doubt this is gonna affect me that much though.

Reporter: Donald Trump is now the President!
Person: *hurridly packing bags* Canada here I come!

Hilary Clinton by Capsicle July 29, 2016

Bill Clinton 

Husband of the 44th President of the USA.

That Bill Clinton made a fine First Lady.

Bill Clinton by calufrax January 5, 2007

Bill Clinton 

Named after the 42nd president of The United States, the Bill Clinton is the act of bringing home and scoring with not one, but two, fine looking Asian women from a night on the town. They could be picked up at a bar, on the street, or even in North Korea.

Tom: God this year's underwater basket weaving convention is going to suck.

Bob: What are you talking about, last year we both pulled Bill Clinton's. Asian girls love to weave.

Bill Clinton by Holygoalie35 August 5, 2009

Hillary Clinton 

A killer and psychopath that would have destroyed our country in days had she become president

Hillary Clinton is such a douche

Hillary Clinton by Cd0827 June 26, 2020