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Clear vision

The state of mind after a man/woman has reached orgasm while masturbating or having sex. It's those couple of seconds/minutes when the person actually thinks logically and without any bias from the sex drive he/she normally has.
- So did you bang that girl/guy last light in the end?
- No, I went to the bathroom and jerked off that day. Then I had a CLEAR VISION and thought that I shouldn't cheat on my girlfriend.

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I really want to try sex without condoms, so I did, but just before I came I had a CLEAR VISION and pulled out as fast as I could. I'm glad that happened, I could have got her pregnant.
by likeasamboodee October 1, 2016
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The cutest mf on this earth
Damn did you see him?

No who?
Patrick “Bailey Boy” Cleary the cutest boy on earth
by Patrick’s Lover December 18, 2020
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throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.
every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
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by simonizer June 2, 2008
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clear a seat

a sexual invitation in which a man offers to clear a seat on his face
Aaron O- "Oh, Dani, allow me to clear a seat for you."
(Aaron slowly and blatently rubs his face from brow to chin)
by m. sick December 29, 2007
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Clear

Ultraviolet: wow my life is fucked up
Friend: here is some medical saving medicine "Clear you go."

Ultraviolet: wow things are much better now thank you. I can't ever repay you but I hope fuzz doesn't catch up
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clearwater crudites

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.
"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"
by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005
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clearance from the tower

Approval from spouse to venture from home, to make a major purchase, or to explore a new sexual avenue with said spouse. See also approval from corporate.
Male person #1: So last night, I drove home "the back way."
Male person #2: Dude, did she kill you?
Male person #1: Nah, man. It was cool; I had clearance from the tower on final approach.
by deke47 May 14, 2009
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