Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
by RobScheflo December 25, 2007
by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015
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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 18, 2014
when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
by the money maker is in my pants May 30, 2010
by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 25, 2023
Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020