Chode

Every 6 year old minecraft player

When the six year old earrapes the mic...
Me: Shut up you chode

by Meaningsdefinitions August 18, 2018

chode

1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things

1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"

by Crissy April 23, 2004

chode

a penis that has a greater girth than length

like this 8IID
rather than this 8===D

DAMN!!! Lester's chode looks like a stack of 4 mini pancakes!

by T-Mart16 April 24, 2008

Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010

chode butter

Sweat originating from the scrotum of males (ball sweat)

When I tea bag Brett's mom, she loves to lick my chode butter.

by Enrique Villareal January 25, 2003

beef chode

A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.

Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.

by Jared Bishop June 15, 2004

Chode 1

A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.

Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!

by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee December 9, 2008