ghetto Chinese

Super greasy, fast food Chinese. Usually served to go in a brown paper bag that will have a grease spot on the bottom in a few minutes.

I had to put my ghetto Chinese on the floorboard of my car because grease dripping out the bag.

by jamsignal November 10, 2007

Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.

When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.

by Anonymous-3421323 April 10, 2008

cool chinese pimps

A very dangerous Chinatown gang, usually filled with Asians that are all around 5 feet and they are known to carry katanas. If you see a group of them it is best to stay away. They are located in several Chinatowns around the Bay Area in different cities such as San Francisco, Oakland, and Richmond.

Tyrome: Holy shit, Jamar my nigga, it looks like the Cool Chinese Pimps saw us.
Jamar: Don't trip blood, I'm strapped you feel me?
Tyrome: Yeah but they know kung-fu!
Jamar: Oh shit you're right, let's jet in my Cadillac 2007.

by Bobby415 August 22, 2007

Chinese

Anyone or anything originating from China/Hong kong.

egg rolls and noodles are chinese. As are the chinese people.

by Z-rad August 24, 2005

Goth Chicks

very hot chicks, I mean they get so hot to the point where you cum on as soon as you see them, all black seems to make me horny for some reason, and when their makeup is running like they've been crying really turns some men on including me, they are my prefence in girls, they are also interested in violent things and hardcore shit, so that makes them even hotter

"When a girl walks in looking pale and wearing all black my dick just stands up"

by cough* December 17, 2004

Chinese finger trap

Traditionally it is an ancient chinese finger toy. On the street it is used in reference to a girl that has been known to have sex with two men at the same time from both ends, hence resembling a chinese finger trap, complete with the pulling and pushing.

I fucked this girl while she was blowing my friend; she's a chinese finger trap.

by Tony July 17, 2006

chinese fire drill

A Chinese Fire Drill is when, at a red light, a group of people hop out their car, switch to different seats as fast as they can, and ride away.

Yo, I'm so bored. Wanna piss people off and go do chinese fire drills?!

by IDigMusic January 15, 2009