Chester hot fry

When you eat nothing but potatoes for a few days then shit on someone.

I was asked to give someone a Chester hot fry but declined

by Poopgod July 4, 2022

chesterinoing

Verb, doing something that is extremely annoying.

Dude stop chesterinoing me with the sound of you eating

by Lol_DinoMaster July 11, 2022

Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Chester Breezy

When you punch a bitch that’s trying to stab you.

She tried to stab me so I pulled a “Chester Breezy” on her ass

by Dart Dimpson October 26, 2022

Chester

Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:

Just some ginger with two personality traits:

1. Being really flirtatious.

2. Being rude and violent.

Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.

Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.

Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)

by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022

chestershnet

A sex position where you get buttfucked by a Cheeto by somebody wearing a Chester the cheetah costume. Upon climax, the girl(or guy) will moan, “it’s not easy being cheesy”.

Guy: Wanna have sex?
Guy 2: Sure, as long as it’s chestershnet
Guy: okay deal

by positiondefiner September 7, 2022

Chester

a CHild molESTER.

You remember that fat, creepy, asshole P.E. teacher Mr. Diddler? Turns out he was a chester...he got caught jerkin off a retarded kid in the shower.. then they found out he'd wanked off another half dozen boys, all down with the syndrome! I knew he was a fucking Chester dude...while we were running the mile he was milkin mongos for his salt malts.

by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022