history channel

the act of fingering or getting a hand job.

"see what had happened was..

bryan and lillie history channeled on shellcie's couch the other day."

by bennettbitt April 3, 2008

SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS

RPERAZAG

I went to 11 boom TELEPAYHY , ALEXA put on MENTAL MUSIC. A GENIUS OF GENIUSES.

I found the ORACLE of the URBAN DICKTIONARY AND URBAN DICTIONARY as they are the SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX April 1, 2021

discovery channel

the act of having sex, or fucking.

"omg we discovery channeled yesterday"

by bennettbitt April 3, 2008

Clear Channel

Worst thing to happen in monster truck racing which drove the sport back a few years.

Also see CCE and USHRA

"Why do you bother watching Monster Jam? Look at all the shit CCE pulled"

by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 15, 2004

Anti-Lifetime Channel Day

Another way to say Father's Day.

It was Father's Day, so I said to the single dad with the deranged ex-wife, "Happy Anti-Lifetime Channel Day!" And he cracked the fuck up.

by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 22, 2009

Disney Channel

The Disney Channel is a good channel for a step away from crime and violence. A bit unrealistic, but rather innovative with futuristic shows, psychic children, and living in hotels. Aimed at middle and high school ages. Cartoons early in the morning is of course for the younger kids.

It appears to also be popular among women in their 20's and seem to relate to men, (or at least appear nicer to men) who also watch the channel or are versed in Disney. It makes them feel that that particular man is not an idot and can relate to innocence. (Kind at heart kind of stuff)

You watch the Disney Channel?

Why yes, I do

Really, I wouldn't have guessed that about you?

Why not?

I thought you were a jerk.

by MomentOfTruth November 3, 2008

changey channeller

a battery powered electronic device used for controlling a television

"hun, could you pass the changey channeller?"

by burgercopter December 14, 2017