Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.
"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"
"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
by Just Haru November 2, 2025
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"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."
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