Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 20, 2021

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spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.

Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.

by terriblebad March 14, 2022

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When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

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Off the chain

Outrageous, unbelievable, out-of-control. (In both a positive or negative sense.)

Positive: "Your speech was so awesome, it was off the chain!"
Negative: "Shelley hasn't been herself ever since she lost her job. I've heard she's at the bar getting wasted and taking a different man home every night. Homegirl is off the chain."

by juluxz June 18, 2015

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The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

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