high centered

getting stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, and nobody to help you

just the other day i was poopin and i noticed at the last moment there wasn't any toilet paper. i cryed for help but there was nobody! i was high centered

by karlton self is the best June 24, 2009

wet at the center

doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?

you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center

by Tivo December 13, 2004

self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

by mikey October 9, 2004

rhetoric center

While reciting the pledge of allegiance, give a reach around to a spider monkey and chop off his testicles when finished.

Billy: I gave a rhetoric center to Curious George.
Matt Darusz: No way. I've been trying to do that for years!!
Eric Martin: I have been doin that for years i can show you how!
Matt Darusz: No thanks perv...

by B-Rye Held-her April 23, 2007

centerpartiet

Centerpartiet is a Swedish political party. They are lit.

"Have u seen the debate between Annie from Centerpartiet and Jimmie from Sverigedemokraterna?"
"Yeah! It was lit!"

by Ollecuf December 11, 2016

Check Center

A check cashing business, usually located within the ghetto of a town. They are filled entirely with white trash, Mexican or blacks. A Church's or Popeye's chicken can usually be found across the street from it, but not KFC, because KFC is too classy. The employees usually have no idea what they're doing, and are too busy gettin' served by one another to care. It's best not to ask them anything that requires intelligence, because this will usually result in them shitting themselves like a scared animal.

Bro 1: Hey, man, I gotta get this check cashed, but I don't gots a bank, yo.

Bro 2: Yo, dawg, there's a Check Center right there. We be in 'n' out in a minute.

Bro 1:.... I'm not black enough to go in there. We'll get robbed.

by random_zero July 26, 2012

united center

The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!

by CreepaChris51 June 8, 2016