romeo carrot

when u slip your

orange cock in a pretty lady and make her gag

can u romeo carrot me tonight?

by kufgbjkhg January 16, 2018

Eating Carrots

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

by NewellDoiland June 11, 2018

carrot nipple

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

by Trexasaurus November 11, 2014

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

by Dazzle42 March 16, 2010

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse October 16, 2008

carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009