Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).

Can Fu is daddy <3

by lilpengting February 6, 2023

Pringle Can

Slang Term for a large girthy penis, roughly the size of a Pringle can.

Trevor: Kevin has a Pringle can in his pants.
Chad: Yep, he's definitely swinging to his knees.

by Skank Bacon July 7, 2018

Can of Cringe

Tessa Deal

Oh you can of cringe

by Water girllll July 7, 2018

can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

by lanmanrob November 16, 2010

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012