CTFD

Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.

(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!

by Awesome Pat January 6, 2009

CTID

Acronym for "City till I die." Refers to the Premier League football club Manchester City.

"Wayne Rooney sucks! CTID!" - Manchester City supporter

by Anonymous_Premier League June 5, 2011

CTF

Cock transformation, abbreviation used on cartoon and furry porn sites to refer to a very specific fetish with porn that involves a character transforming into male genitals and merging with their sexual partner during intercourse.

Tags: anthro, canine, ctf, cum, gay, male, transformation, unknown artist, what has science done

Pr0nFan69: wtf is this ctf shit doing here??
CTFFTW: if you don't wanna see ctf, put it on ur blacklist!

by Linguistics-is-not-a-pasta June 11, 2016

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.

Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"

CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"

by MITFroshling#1 December 13, 2010

cthinkthinking

To think about thinking.

Jermaine spent many a night cthinkthinking.
"Do you think I think in words or ideas?" "Dude, you're cthinkthinking too much"

by Hunkababy January 21, 2008

ctug

an acronym for girls who typically end up having their past boyfriends discover they are gay. Named after the infamous Claire; ctug stands for "Claire turns you gay" This acronym can be used interchangeably with nouns. (Pronounced See-tug)

Brad is the latest ctug victim.

Rob is at risk for catching ctug.

by Purplecowstudios September 1, 2007

Ctmr

A typical insult used by lazy Chilean gamers who can't be bothered to type 'conchetumadre'. It translates to 'motherfucker' and is used frequently in games such as DotA.

gamerbro88: hey man, can you head bot lane and help me out?
fucked_ur_mom: CTMR xDDDDDD

by spookygiraffe May 18, 2018