Slayer of Coochie

An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.

Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”

Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”

by Coolio69420 January 1, 2019

Super coochie

It only appears 1 in every 50 million women. Super Coochie has been around since the Egyptians and has been the catalyst for several wars, marriage proposals, and certain infections. As super coochie can be highly unstable if not using proper protection...

Dude: Yo my guy I just realized my girl has super Coochie
My guy: yo you better wife that.
Dude: I would but she also gave me Super Aids.

by Ville0221 October 24, 2019

Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Coochie man

Someone who is incredibly amazing. They do have to like coochie though. Lesbians or Straight, you can be coochie man.

Or it can be a way of saying “I’m online” or spamming

-Hey man! How have you been?
-aHahA coochie man

by Jhido September 17, 2020

coochie wrangler

one who wrangles coochies. Someone who used a lasso or a come hither look to ensnare a coochie or a person who owns a coochie. Some common types pf coochie wranglers could be enticing cowboys or just people who enjoy using lassos in strange ways.

Charro was famously know for looking for a coochie wrangler who could capture her hoochie coochie.

by awnagretlha August 16, 2010

Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina

“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it”

by monkeyCmonkeyO March 4, 2021

Coochie lore

All knowledge and myths about coochies

Person 1: hey man do you know much about coochies?

Person 2: Yass queen I know all about coochie lore😍💅

by Snsjdjdjgkgkho January 17, 2022