connecticut

You know you are from CT if:

-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend

I am getting out of here the first moment i can!!!!

by blonde89 January 26, 2005

connette

A female former prisoner.

I could tell by the tattoos that the bull dyke at the end of the bar was an obvious connette.

by Occasus July 31, 2008

Connecticut Chimp

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.

I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.

by clydemonet February 1, 2010

Connered

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

Connectisnobs

People who live in Connecticut and think they are better than everybody else in this world. Rich people in Connecticut who treat others like dirt.

Connectisnobs Connecticut snobs rich people

by not snobby October 29, 2011

connectitude

A meaningless, "vague, confident-sounding buzzword" that used in HIMYM episode "The Possimpible."

Robin: How will sounding like an idiot get me hired anywhere?

Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.

by thepatronus July 27, 2014

Conner tighe

Conner Tighe is the most amazing boss ass bitch there is. He somehow puts up with all your shit no matter how psychotic you are, he stays up late listening to you rant no matter how tired he is, and he's just an overall amazing person. It's pretty hard not to love him.

Megan: "is that Juan?"
Helen: "no that's conner Tighe, you can tell by how gangsta he is "

by Biiiishwaa May 23, 2016