Covid Companion

The person you have chosen to self-isolate with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I should have asked him to be my Covid Companion. Self-isolating alone during the Covid-19 Pandemic is lonely.

by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

male companion

More than a boyfriend less than a husband

Angelina & Brad more than a boyfriend but not a husband, he is often referred to as her male companion.

by mamarichey November 12, 2012

Companoob

Com-Pa-Noob

A person that is inexperienced with any type of computer driven system.

Person 1: How do i send a picture on MSN?

Person 2: Dude your such a companoob

by J Reading September 9, 2007

companews

News and updates pertaining to a company

R ya up2d8 wit da l8test companews hey?

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

boon companion

a makeshift friend that you get placed in the same crummy situation with.

the people you talk to while in line at the airport are your boon companions.
the boyfriends of a bunch of girls who are all friends become boon companions.

by shanooligan February 19, 2007

companies meme impressions

Where companies try to be trendy and try to make memes but all they make is cringy shit.

eating chicken like a boss is not very kek, It's a company meme impression.
companies meme impressions

by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020