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The 11th Commandment

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."
by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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commansenana

v. the act of talking out of your ass; bullshitting; making no sense; braging; talking about shit no one cares about; the act of stupidity
n. shit-talker; asshole
adj. stupid; blah-blah-blah
She's always talking all this commansenana, she's so stupid
by RAW May 13, 2005
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comandi

the femanine form of the term "comando" when one that is a female decides not to wear underwear.
WHOA she's going comandi!!
by Frank Gillroy May 27, 2008
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commanché

'commanché' can be a greeting, a question, an affirmative, or a 'thank you'.
- Commanché, James. How are you?

- Let's go to the movies. Commanché?

- Of course, I'd like to do to the movies. Commanché.
by Larry Rathers January 4, 2010
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JENeral thot cummander

The highest level of THOT achievable. Other thots tend to migrate toward the JENeral Thot Cummanders usually named Jen. A position of highest respect for otherwise repulsive Thots and Pigeons.
Once she became Jeneral Thot Cummander, Jen gained complete control over all the other pigeons in the coop.
by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019
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clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit
by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003
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