comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007

Comforting lies

1. A control mechanism aimed at the preservation of status quo. In the most generic sense, comforting lies are aimed to prevent individuals from realizing full spontenaity, i.e., to exit from cognitive structures of illusion. These lies are typically diffused by thoses representatives of this world that are no longer able to transcend illusion and substantively serve as means for the reproduction of illusion.

2. Direction of change in education. Students increasingly learn to avoid painful truths or anything that is unpleasant. They do not want to hear ideas that are contrary to their beliefs.

There is a special day when individuals who enter a house to listen to the conversation become means for the diffusion of comforting lies.

by Burning one May 29, 2018

comfort character

dded

comfort character good

by ahsflicks May 11, 2021

comfort doll

One who soaks up the physical benefits of pleasure like a basset hound sopping wet milk off the floor with his ears

or:

A miniature figure of a person created out of cloth, given to the people of AIDS-torn Africa through the charity organizations World Vision, ICross and Save the Children

"she said she wanted me to squeeze her until her eyeballs popped out of her head. that's how i knew she was one of those comfort dolls."

or:

"We used the comfort dolls in place of the usual plastic padding inside the boxes of HIV medication"

by Al J December 27, 2007

comfortest

when you feel most comfortable around someone

when vince and annabelle hang out theyre at the most comfortest

by vza-as March 23, 2009

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

comffordable

state of being comfortable and affordable.

These shoes are very comffordable.

by GirlyGirl55 June 25, 2010