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Coma - A state where you need to wake up

by The Pure Vessel March 16, 2022

Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

cumshake a coma

A milkshake with a white creamy substance. With a taste so good and filling it will put you in a coma

Simba is currently in cumshake a coma

by Notkeyona September 23, 2021

Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Climax Coma

The state of semi-consciousness a girl attains after a hefty orgasm(s). Deminished mental capacity, numbness of the legs and feet and involuntary shaking are symptoms commonly exhibited during a climax coma. Water, snacks and snuggles are effective treatments to ease the symptoms as needed.

After screwing her every which way but loose for an hour and a half she was in a complete climax coma.

by hemp_dictionary June 16, 2022

Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024