Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011

Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Coma Legs

Coma legs are sexy girls’ legs (thighs and ass) that are shaped like comas when a girl stands and moves. Wearing leggings make them stand out and girls get them by becoming thick. ,

Look at them Coma Legs! They are so sexy.

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Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart

Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.

by jeepy24 May 11, 2024

Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Mouzen Is The Word "Coma" In Cuban Vosotros

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Mouzen Is The Word "Coma" In Cuban Vosotros

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025